1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:03,203 Uh.. 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,340 Luis, how did you get here so fast, man? 3 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,842 Usually when I call you to fix something 4 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:10,744 it takes you two weeks. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,079 Yeah, but this time you said the magic word. 6 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,914 Mucho dinero. 7 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,350 Oh, man, I said Robert De Niro. 8 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:20,754 I want to know if you saw a casino. 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:24,491 No. On the phone you said, "Mucho dinero, amigo." 10 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:26,926 No comprende. 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,762 Ah, you've been working on your Spanish? 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,197 Oh, boy, I speak a little something, some. 13 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:34,200 Uh, El Dorado, El Camino 14 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:37,003 El DaBarge. Oh, damn, my bad. That's French. 15 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:40,240 Is it? Is it not? Sometimes I get confused with.. 16 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,609 Martin, I'm a busy man. I have other people to ignore. 17 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,744 - What do you want? - Alright, look, check this out. 18 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,279 I'mma be real with you, okay? 19 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,882 I want the two-bedroom apartment on the fifth floor. 20 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:51,084 Hey, come on, man, look, me and Gina need more space. 21 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:53,620 Martin, that's impossible. So many people want that apartment. 22 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,690 And the waiting list is so long. How soon can you move in? 23 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:59,259 When is it available? 24 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:02,128 As soon as you can afford the key. Hint, hint. Uh-huh? 25 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,464 Man, don't worry. I can afford the key. 26 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,299 But you better be able to afford a cane 27 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:07,967 'cause that's what you gonna need when I toss 28 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,769 your ass out that window. 29 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,904 Where you going? What you packing for? 30 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,473 Pam, I just got done telling you 31 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,575 that Martin is taking me away for the weekend. 32 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:51,010 Please, y'all been going away for the past two months 33 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,813 and ain't been nary nowhere. 34 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:56,015 Excuse me, but by husband is a professional 35 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,917 and sometimes things just come up, okay? 36 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,753 No, the only thing that should come up is his height. 37 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,523 You ever thought about getting him lift for his shoes? 38 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:07,360 Pam, it's different this time because he promised me, okay? 39 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,463 - I'm not.. Hey, baby. - Yo, baby. 40 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,866 - What's up? - What you packing for? 41 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,001 Gina, you going somewhere? 42 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,637 Martin! You know we're going away this weekend. 43 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,172 Remember, you had promised me? 44 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:20,940 Oh, right, right. 45 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,042 But, baby, you know what, that was this morning. 46 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,845 Yeah, Gina, things have changed since then, baby. 47 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:29,282 - Oh, come on, Martin-- - See, just like I said. 48 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,652 Once a loser, always a loser. I knew he would let you down. 49 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,155 Well, why don't you cheer us all up and leave, Pam? 50 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,123 - Huh, why don't you do that? - Whatever. 51 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,791 Come on, come on, Martin. Why don't you tell her, man? 52 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:41,060 Go ahead, tell her before she start packing for real. 53 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,898 Tommy, man, please, I got this. That's my wife, okay? 54 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,634 Now, please mind your bald-head scoopy business. 55 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,003 - Alright. Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Alright. 56 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,905 Now excuse me. 57 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,807 - Whoo! Gina, baby. - Yeah? 58 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:57,043 We moving on up. 59 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:58,678 Martin, what are you talking about? 60 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:01,481 Gina, I got us a bigger place, baby. 61 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,917 - Baby, you got us a house? - Even better. 62 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:07,921 I got us two-bedroom apartment upstairs, Gina. 63 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,823 Oh. Well, Martin, that's nice, too. 64 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,559 But can we afford that, baby? 65 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,761 Gina baby, that's the best part. 66 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:18,665 Not only can we afford it, but, Gina, I got us a big apartment 67 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:21,100 and, baby, we get paid at the same time. 68 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,903 Whoo, well, alright, Gina, you got yourself 69 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:27,407 a little real-estate mogul there, Donald Stump. 70 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:37,283 Pam, that's enough. Thank you. 71 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:41,387 Martin, just tell me what's going on, please. 72 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:42,956 Now, now, now, excuse me, baby. 73 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,290 - Tommy! - 'What?' 74 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:47,293 Since you like to sniggle and g-g-giggle 75 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:50,096 why won't you break it down for Gina and Cousin It? 76 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:53,433 Okay, so now you want me to talk to your wife? 77 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,635 Man, just go on and tell her, head president. 78 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,136 - You ain't gonna do-- - Man, look. Hey. 79 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,072 Alright, alright, alright. 80 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:00,473 - Basically, look. - What? 81 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,276 Martin gonna sublease this apartment for more money 82 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:06,779 than you're paying Luis for the two-bedroom upstairs. 83 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:08,481 No, no, no, the bottom line is 84 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,818 the man is a genius, dawg. 85 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,156 Exactly what did you put in that newspaper ad, Martin? 86 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,492 Well, Gina, baby, I just made the place 87 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,994 sound like it was The Barn. 88 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,464 See, baby, you got to hype it up like Don Caine. 89 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,500 Okay, baby, that's our first couple. 90 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,569 Now remember, put on your game face. 91 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:31,104 - The game face? Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 92 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:33,106 - Okay. Okay. - The game, the game face is.. 93 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:40,847 - Hello. - Hi. 94 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:44,083 Hi, uh, we're the Livingstons. I'm Fred, this is my wife Linda. 95 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:45,685 Linda's got an MBA from USC 96 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:49,022 and I've got my PhD from, uh, MIT. 97 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:53,860 Oh, that's cool 'cause we just finished watching TLC on BET. 98 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,530 Well, we just came to look at the apartment. 99 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,166 - Yeah. - Oh, well, here it is. 100 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,368 You can make the check out to Martin Payne. 101 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,670 Oh, well, wait a minute, we'd like 102 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,338 to take a look at the place first. 103 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,774 Oh, you.. Well, come on in, take a look around. 104 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,375 - Yeah, thanks. - Alright. 105 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,945 I noticed in you ad you said you had a doorman. 106 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,448 I just opened the door, man. 107 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:18,484 Oh, oh. That's a joke, right? It's, uh, funny. 108 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:21,721 Um, didn't your ad say something about a fountain? 109 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,891 Uh, that would be in the bathroom right above the tub. 110 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,392 You know, le-let me ask you something. 111 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:27,960 Is this a safe building? 112 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:29,495 Man, didn't you read the ad? 113 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:31,898 This has the top-of-the-line security system. 114 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,000 Oh, well, that's great. Can you show us how it works? 115 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,536 Uh, n-no problem. Uh.. 116 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:39,405 Gina, baby, wanna show 'em the security system? 117 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,507 I didn't know we had a secur.. 118 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,876 The sys, the system that you was just-- 119 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,646 Yeah, right, oh, you right. Okay. 120 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:52,185 They used to call me Crazy Joe, now they call me Batman. 121 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:57,590 Now, ahem, what you wanna do 122 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,392 le-let's say someone comes through that door 123 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:01,194 you don't want coming through that door. 124 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,596 What you wanna do is plant yourself, get your huff 125 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,699 and your bone, soon as they come in.. 126 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,436 Watch 'em drop. Boom! 127 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,071 Works every time. 128 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,607 Uh.. Ahem. 129 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,610 Didn't your ad also say something 130 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:18,911 about a view of the water? 131 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,113 - Water, that's right. - Yeah. 132 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,714 But-but step right over here. 133 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,950 Right over here. Yeah. 134 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,253 Ah. Ah, now look out the window. 135 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:29,689 Tell me what you see. 136 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,458 - A busted fire hydrant. - That is right. 137 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,694 And when it is shooting 50 feet in the air 138 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:38,097 place looks like Caesars Palace. 139 00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,800 Honey, can I talk to you for a minute? 140 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,803 - Well, what do you think? - Well, honey, I don't know. 141 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,304 I mean, it's nothing like the ad said. 142 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,807 But you know something, it is close to the university. 143 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,742 - Right? Right, okay. - Yeah, you're right. Okay. 144 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:52,478 Uh, one more thing, Martin, you know, I'm working on a book 145 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,415 and I need a place with peace and quiet. 146 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,784 Oh, man, please, quiet? 147 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:00,052 Okay, look. Shh.. 148 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,425 I said shh. 149 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,628 You hear that? 150 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,497 - No. - Exactly, not a sound, right? 151 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,065 So what's up, man, you want the place or not? 152 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,500 I got about four to six more people 153 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,135 waiting in line. Wassup? 154 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,671 Mr. Payne, you got yourselves a deal. We'll take it. 155 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,740 - Alright, alright, yeah. - Alright. Yeah. 156 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,145 - Pam! - To the left. 157 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,948 Oh, I know now, bro. 158 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,650 Whoo! Oh. Hey. 159 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,185 So you could put the Livingstons' stuff 160 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,486 right in there, okay? 161 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,788 Dang, Gina, they're moving their stuff 162 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,690 in already, y'all didn't even move out yet. 163 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,792 Girl, that is alright, 'cause I'm so ready 164 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,194 to get in this big apartment. 165 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,862 Oh, Luis, speaking of which 166 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,031 I am glad to see you. Is the apartment ready yet? 167 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,633 I'm glad you asked that question 'cause there's a problem. 168 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,302 - What? - Not a big problem. 169 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:50,536 Oh, good, I was about to say. 170 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,939 - You didn't get the apartment. - Oops. 171 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:55,107 What you mean we didn't get the apartment? 172 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:57,844 Are you out of your mind, Luis? Martin gave you a deposit. 173 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:00,947 Yeah, but somebody gave me a bigger deposit. 174 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:04,650 Money talks, and, boo, well, you know the rest. 175 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:07,019 Luis, the people who rented our apartment are moving in 176 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,155 right now. We don't have anywhere else to go, Luis. 177 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,723 I'm sorry, Gina, that's all I can do. 178 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,526 - Luis! Hey, Luis! - Oh.. 179 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,562 You gonna have big problems when my husband gets home! 180 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,397 Yeah! 181 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,168 What are you complaining about, Gina? This ain't that bad. 182 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:28,508 Man! Man, I can't live like this. 183 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,810 Yeah, I know what you talking about. 184 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:33,312 Life's a bitch when you ain't got cable. 185 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,583 Baby, what the hell is our furniture doing 186 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,252 out here on the street? 187 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,922 Martin, Luis gave our apartment away. 188 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,090 W-wait a minute, Gina, what you mean 189 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,591 Luis gave our apartment away? 190 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,159 What you mean what do I mean? 191 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,495 Martin, we're ass out, baby. 192 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,831 We don't have any place to live! 193 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:55,101 Oh, damn! 194 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:01,040 Get off of me. 195 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,617 Damn! I thought I had it bad. 196 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:14,954 Uh, l-look here, honey, you gonna need this more than me. 197 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,260 - Thank you. - Tell you what. 198 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,130 I trade you my coat for this couch. 199 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,464 Oh, please. 200 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,567 Yeah, well, no, then on second thought 201 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:31,704 you-you keep that couch. Girl, it's just ugly. 202 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:38,077 Well, I don't like your funky jacket! 203 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,079 How about that? 204 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:43,149 - Hey. - Martin, baby! 205 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,650 Did you catch up with Luis? 206 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,586 Yeah, I caught up with him, but he jumped out 207 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,955 the fourth-floor window, baby. 208 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,991 Baby, this is ridiculous! Why don't we just go to Pam's? 209 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,727 Baby, please, I ain't trying to sleep in no barn. 210 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,829 Besides, you know, we can't leave our stuff here. 211 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,799 All the other homeless people come by and just take it. 212 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,300 I wouldn't worry about that, Martin. 213 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,470 I don't think they like our taste! 214 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,806 Okay, Gina, I tell you what. 215 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,775 Now, we can either go to Pam's or we can call mama. 216 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,911 Whoa, oh, oh, ah, no, no. 217 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,746 No, I got to stop you there, buddy. 218 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,781 No, Martin, you know how she is. 219 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:17,083 Martin, I would rather freeze to death 220 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,684 than have your mother hurt me. 221 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,453 Please, Gina, it's too damn cold out here. 222 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,455 You'll be too numb to feel the punch. 223 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,193 Martin, no. Look, this is how it's gonna go. 224 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,762 We're not calling your mother, I'm not calling Pam. 225 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,530 We're married, we are in this together, okay? 226 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,199 So just sit down and eat your dinner, please. 227 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,768 Baby, you mean, sitting out here on the street like this? 228 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,104 That's how things, uh, just go sometime. 229 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,705 Yeah. 230 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,808 You know, gotta do what we got to do. 231 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,212 Gina, baby, what is this? 232 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,181 It's dinner. It's a grilled cheese sandwich, Martin. 233 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,884 I ain't eating this, baby. 234 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,720 Martin, do you know how long it took me to melt 235 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,222 that cheese with a cigarette lighter? 236 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,723 You gonna eat that sandwich. 237 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,659 - Alright, alright, alright. - You eat that sandwich. 238 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,527 - Alright, alright. Damn! - It's good? 239 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:04,664 Yeah, it's good. Ah.. 240 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,866 Okay, baby, look. Need a little hot sauce. 241 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,202 Alright. It's only, it's only in the kitchen. 242 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:13,239 Hey, man, what you doing out here on the street? 243 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,674 Your rating slipped? 244 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,242 Man, go ahead with that, alright? 245 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,812 And wipe your feet when you walk through my living room. 246 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,414 See, now, that's your problem. 247 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,683 You're always in somebody's business. 248 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:27,153 Well, your cousin didn't mind when I was all up in hers. 249 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,425 She didn't mind 'cause it was for such a short time. 250 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,428 Now just bring your peanut head 251 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,897 all upstairs so we can finish unpacking. 252 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,565 'Wait. Excuse me, excuse me.' 253 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,100 Did you just move into this building? 254 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,435 - Just this morning. - Oh, yeah. 255 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,203 We got that big two-bedroom apartment 256 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,404 up on the fifth floor. 257 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,006 - On the fifth floor? - 'Mm-hmm.' 258 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,941 Wait a minute, that's supposed to be our apartment. 259 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,376 I gave Luis a $100. 260 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,345 Well, we gave him 200, we moved right on in. 261 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:56,215 You know, rumor has it that some suckers.. 262 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,951 ...ended up on the street. 263 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,088 Oh, oh, oh, that would be y'all. 264 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,789 Oh, oh. Heh. 265 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,524 Nice place you got here. 266 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,728 - Roomy, plenty of skyline. - Oh, yeah! 267 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:12,565 And I never seen wall-to-wall cement before. 268 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:15,401 That's different. Uh, bye! Come on. 269 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:23,642 Baby, can you believe that the Bookers got our apartment, Gina? 270 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,745 Would you just calm down? Everything's gonna be okay. 271 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,146 - Baby. - Calming down. 272 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:31,917 Hey, baby, is that Tommy? Uh, that's not his car though. 273 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,653 Wait a minute, that-that sure is Tommy. 274 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,055 - Tommy! - Tommy! 275 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,823 - I say Tommy! - Hey, Tom-Tommy! 276 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,492 - Yo! - Scooby, Scooby-Doo! 277 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,494 Hey, hey, hey. Well, what's up, y'all? 278 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,996 Word on the street is y'all on the street. 279 00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,099 - Where'd you hear that, Tommy? - Luis, man. 280 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,502 He down at Nipsey's buying drinks for everybody. 281 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,504 What? Martin, he's buying.. 282 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,672 He's buying drinks with our money, baby. 283 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,008 Uh, baby, cool. Look, I got this-this. Be cool. 284 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,010 - Tommy, give me your car keys. - Huh? 285 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,614 Oh, no, man, I can't do that. That's the company car. 286 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,516 - Ah, hey! - Hey, hey, hey. 287 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,586 - Give me the keys, Tommy. - Okay, okay, look, look. 288 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,955 Come, on guys, now if y'all having financial problem 289 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,357 why don't you come to me for a loan, man? 290 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,326 You know I just got a raise down at the job. 291 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,996 You ain't got no job, Tommy! 292 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,800 Uh, uh, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, hold on, y'all. 293 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,535 I think y'all should be a little less concerned 294 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,703 about my job and more concerned about 295 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,040 where the hell y'all gonna sleep tonight. 296 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,376 Baby, he's right, maybe we should just go upstairs 297 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,944 and beg for our apartment, baby. 298 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,712 Come on, let's just go up there, please. 299 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,682 Damn that, Gina. Please, we ain't begging for a damn thing. 300 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,784 Baby, now look, I got a plan, Gina. 301 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,487 I'mma go up there and I'll rap to the Bookers, okay? 302 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,289 - Tommy, get your dog whistle. - Yeah. 303 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,157 I need you to call Pam. 304 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:51,197 Well, Fred, now that the Payne's ugly furniture is gone 305 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,798 this place looks real nice. 306 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,667 Yeah, and it sure is quiet. 307 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,736 Baby, I think we made the right decision. 308 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,173 Now, where's that skinny heifer 309 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,843 who's been creeping with my husband? 310 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:06,879 Ah. Excuse me, you must be mistaken. 311 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,380 We just moved in here today. 312 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,017 Oh, and you don't waste no time, do you? 313 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:15,054 Well, I won't waste no time creeping your behind! 314 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,425 Just calm down, baby. 315 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,327 It's not like what you think. 316 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:25,831 Every time we did it, she meant less and less to me. 317 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,566 Lin-Linda, what are they talking about? 318 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:28,834 Honey, I have no idea. 319 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,603 I have never seen this man before in my life. 320 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,205 That's 'cause I gave it to you with the lights out. 321 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:39,845 Like Lionel Richie, all night long. 322 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,715 And I'm about to beat you 323 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,617 all night long, so.. 324 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,753 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Wait, wait! 325 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:51,790 Whee! I loves me a jealous woman. 326 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,226 Just turns me on! 327 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,195 Come on, baby. 328 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,801 Honey, there is something very weird going on here. 329 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,904 I'm sure this was a mistake, I assure you, honey 330 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,239 it will not happen again, okay? I'm gonna lock the door. 331 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:15,047 Uh, e-e-excuse me, uh, who-who are you? 332 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:19,451 Who am I? And I'm Tommy Dynamite. 333 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:23,656 I-I came here trying to locate one of my honeys. 334 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,058 I don't know what honeys you're looking for, but they're 335 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,826 not here in this apartment, so if you could just leave, please. 336 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,763 Ho-ho-hold on, what-what you mean they're not here? 337 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:34,066 Look like I see me a new honey. Hello. 338 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,636 Lord, have mercy! 339 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,173 So how much you want for it? 340 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,309 No, no, no. No, no, no. T-this is no honey right here. 341 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,478 T-this is my wife, okay? She's my honey. Right, honey? 342 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:47,947 A-and she's not going anywhere with you. 343 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:52,084 Oh, yeah? Well, I say we let the honey there decide. 344 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,953 - Hey, honey. - N-now.. 345 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,521 You look here, Mr. Dynamite, alright 346 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,190 if you don't leave right now, this very, very minute 347 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,125 then I'll, I'll call the police. 348 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:04,797 Okay, okay, look, look. Ain't no need getting a man involved. 349 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:09,335 Look, here, let me lay it down for you, Freddy. 350 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,870 Now, see, we can share her 351 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,207 or I can just take her. 352 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,844 See, I cut you in, I can cut you out. 353 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,147 Or I can just cut you. 354 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,552 Fred, honey, this is unbelievable. 355 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,455 Oh, no, no, no, baby, happen like this all the time 356 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:33,859 around this apartment, every day, all day. 357 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,029 Kaboom! 358 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,833 Guess who stepped up in this room, yo! 359 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:44,203 What's up? Ha-ha.. What's up, fools? 360 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,738 Yo! 361 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:50,242 My peeps call me P-funk. Y'all are Martin and Gina? 362 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,177 No, we are not Martin and Gina. 363 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,413 They-they don't live in this apartment anymore, okay? 364 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,814 Pshh! 365 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:59,585 Don't play games with me, man! 366 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,920 Pretty boy, this ain't no soap opera. 367 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,491 See, the night is young and I am getting restless. 368 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,761 I hurt somebody. Ha-ha-ha.. 369 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,934 Excuse me, what is it that you want? 370 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,771 You know damn well what I want! Where's my money? 371 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,506 - W-w-what money? - Uh, uh.. 372 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,107 - Look, look, look here, y'all. - Pshh! 373 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,510 If I was y'all, I wouldn't mess with her 374 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,545 'cause P-funk don't play. 375 00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,280 You better let 'em know. 376 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,116 - You know her? - Know her? 377 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,086 Hell, I works for her. 378 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:37,389 And I would, I'd give anything she want, because, you know 379 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,058 P-funk will turn in bad boy. 380 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:42,728 - Oh, you want some shrimp-- - Give me a shrimp. 381 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,129 Alright. A-a-alright. 382 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,597 Okay, listen, I've had enough 383 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:48,267 of these shenanigans, okay? 384 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,636 Now, now, if you're looking for money 385 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,138 you're-you're-you're not gonna find it in this apartment. 386 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,575 Yes, I will, 'cause I stashed it myself. 387 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,087 Where's my money? 388 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,488 I ain't leaving without my money. 389 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,224 Yo, yo, I'll turn this place upside down. 390 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,759 Come on, Dynamite, let's go check the bedroom. 391 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,995 Right on. These some good shrimp here, Freddy. 392 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,999 Honey, honey, this would be a very good time to call 9-1-1. 393 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,168 No, no, no, I-I think this is a very good time 394 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,803 for us to pack our bags and leave, okay? 395 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,005 Come on, get your purse, honey. Get your purse. 396 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,144 - Uh, honey! Security assistant. - Huh? Security assistant. 397 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:35,848 - Okay, go, honey. That way. - Okay, honey. 398 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,353 - Hi! Oh, what the hell? - Hi! Oh! 399 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:46,024 Hey, I'm sorry, we just came to welcome you to the building. 400 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,359 Yeah, yeah, a little something something 401 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,961 to make you feel at home. 402 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:52,865 Well, we really appreciate that. But can we talk for a second? 403 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,533 - Oh, sure. - Oh. 404 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,703 - Uh, look, uh, Martin and Gina. - Uh-huh. 405 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,705 Uh, we really don't know how to say this to you 406 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,808 but now we're, yeah, we're moving out. 407 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,177 What you mean you're moving out, man? We had a deal. 408 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:07,212 Yeah, but you didn't tell us that Tommy Dynamite 409 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,882 and P-funk were part of the deal. 410 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,352 Oh, damn. Oh, you met Tommy Dynamite and P-funk? 411 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,220 Well, look, don't worry, man, they harmless 412 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,222 as long as you give them what they want. 413 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,691 Tommy Dynamite wants my wife. 414 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,160 So what's the problem? 415 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,564 Look, uh, Martin, w-why don't you just go ahead and keep 416 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,399 the rent check, uh, but just let us out of our lease? 417 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,168 - Please, please? - Oh, man, no, no. 418 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,737 I-I couldn't do that. That's against the law. 419 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,541 Well, w-what if we gave you, uh, two months' rent, huh? 420 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,343 Oh, man, that's against the law, too. I can't.. 421 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,812 Oh, uh, okay, four months, please. 422 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,848 That's legal! 423 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,651 Look here, what you want us to do with your furniture? 424 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,885 You can keep it. Give her the check. 425 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:47,920 Just give it to her, baby. 426 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,189 Let's get out, come on, come on. 427 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,823 Well, you, y'all be careful out there. 428 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:53,859 Look like you saw murder scared. 429 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,096 - Ah! - Ha-ha! 430 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:02,568 Baby, you are a genius. You got our apartment back. 431 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,937 That's right, you the man, dawg. 432 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,572 Oh, man, you the man. You the man. 433 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,107 It's about time you started thinking like a grown-up now. 434 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,611 Grow three more inches, you'll look like one. 435 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,012 Pam, sit down, you know what 436 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,114 you are looking nice and hot, cool girl. 437 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,684 - Got to. Ah. - Ah.. 438 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,119 That's right, you ain't looked that scary 439 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,122 since you starred in "Aliens." 440 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,226 And another thing, if I see you looking at another woman 441 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,794 with them beady eyes of yours, I'm gonna 442 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,395 snatch 'em out your peanut head. 443 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,264 Well, if I got to look at you for the rest of my life 444 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:33,565 just snatch 'em, just pull 'em out.. 445 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:34,733 Well, alright, well, just give me-- 446 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:40,305 Oh, oh, oh! Huh.. 447 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,242 Alright, it's over. The couple is gone. 448 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:46,311 We got our apartment back. Alright, y'all chill. 449 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,313 Well, the hell if it is over, me and my husband 450 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,215 fight like this all the time. 451 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,818 I don't know about that, but I tell you what 452 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,886 I can take y'all to dinner for helping us 453 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,321 get our apartment back. 454 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,123 And you know, better yet, I'mma take you 455 00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:00,325 to the nicest restaurant in Detroit. 456 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,728 - Whoo! - Martin, I like that. 457 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:06,265 - I just love my new neighbor. - You are good people. 458 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,799 - Alright, I'mma go get my coat. - Okay, yeah. 459 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,334 'Cause it's gonna be good food, gonna be good food. 460 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,304 Yo, I got to admit, shorty, we always argue 461 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,006 but you came through this time, brah. 462 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,909 It ain't nothing but love, girl, it ain't nothing but love. 463 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,680 Martin! 464 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,348 Yeah. Yeah, baby. 465 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,783 Baby, that is really nice of you 466 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,518 taking our friends out to dinner. 467 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:30,022 And to a fine restaurant at that. I'm scared of you. 468 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:34,192 Hey, well, look, Gina, hey, they had our backs, I got their back. 469 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,295 But, Gina, I need to ask you something. 470 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:39,197 What time does the drive-through at Hoochie Burger close? 471 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,834 - That's right. - That's where they goin'. 472 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,269 - That's where they.. - Okay. 473 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:46,772 Ah.. 474 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,294 You know, you got-got the idea there. Okay. Here we go.